Urban Legends
Urban Legends are funny. We have all heard an urban legend over the course of our lives. Whether it is the "Richard Gere and Gerbil Legend" or the "Bill Gates is giving away his fortune to anyone who forwards this email to 25 of his closest friends" We all know we have gotten this email from one or more of our friends, some of my sexy readers may have even forwarded one on at one point, so this makes it a pretty big urban legend. FYI if you ever get an email from a friend who wants you to help find a missing child or the one about the head of the treasury of some obscure african nation, please throw it out, it is only a way to get your and your friends email so that you can get spammed to death.
There are some really good local urban legends, that I want to get you up to speed on:
If you are pregnant and you drink a glass of hot "Malta" you can give yourself an abortion. For my white, non new york sexy readers please click on Malta and you will know what it is. This urban legend is FALSE I went Mythbusters style and tried it, hot, the only thing it did was keep me on the toilet for 20 minutes. So if you are constipated, I have just given you an alternative medicinal remedy for it. Your Welcome. The fact that I am not nor ever will be pregnant, lest an Act of God should not stand in the way of true science.
