Tomorrow We Eat SanGwiches

I wanted to start out the new year with a post.  First off, let me apologize to all my sexy readers for not giving you anything to read lately. But trust me I have been very busy and I promise all 10 of you that I will try not to be lax in my efforts.

So on Christmas Day I cooked that pork shoulder whose picture was in my last post. It was HUGE and it took almost 8 hours to cook. It fact it took so long and I was so tired of looking at it ALL DAY! We didn't eat it on Christmas and had leftovers instead. Nice...right?

So basically I have been eating it every meal since, giving some away to friends, feeding random guests who stop by Etc... Out of this one shoulder so far I have managed to make the following dishes: pork tacos, cuban sangwiches, Ramen soup with chopped pork and scallions, Rice with peppers and little chopped up pieces of that juicy delicious pork.

So I am down to the bone and with that I make a black bean soup. In said soup I put in a myriad of ingredients one of which is a spanish long pepper. So I am chopping up this pepper removing some of the vein and seeds so that the heat doesn't overpower the soup and I add it into the pot and the same time I have an overwhelming need to take a piss. So I put down the knife, go to the bathroom and take care of business.

About three minutes later I begin to feel a "burning sensation" on my wedding tackle.  And no, it is not "fire shooting out my dick" for all you Eddie Murphy fans out there.  This burning is starting to become really uncomfortable to the point where I am adjusting myself to try to find a position that doesn't hurt. And wouldn't you know it, it starts to burn hotter and in different places along my genitalia region/area/zip code.  

For the life of me I cannot figure out why my dick is burning really bad. Did I have sex with a Thai street hooker that I wasn't aware of.  Did I black out and spray Ben Gay on my nuts for shits and giggles?

After another five minutes of what can be described as pure agony I go to wash my hands and I realize that I have the pepper that I cut all over my hands.  GENIUS!!! I basically rubbed my meat and two veg with the scoville equivalent of a lit can of sterno.  So into a cold shower I go to remove this bane of my existence and I would like to inform of all of you that everything still works..in case you were wondering.