Theories
Conspiracy theories aside, they are my favorite theories BTW, cause they can't be proven and sometimes you really don't want to know the truth. I will never post my conspiracy theories for fear of government retribution, but those of you who know me have heard some of them.
I have a fun theory on dying (oxymoron alert!) Ok when you die and go to heaven and you walk through those pearly gates, give Peter a pound, in my case it would probably be a six step handshake, you are taken to a room with three doors. Behind these doors are one of three things, 1. All the socks you have ever lost in the washing machine, I mean where else do they go! 2. All the sunglasses and hats you have lost in your lifetime. If anyone has ever found a pair of sunglasses they lost please let me know. True story, I had a pair of Wayfarers that were on my head at the beach, fell asleep, woke up and they were gone and why do we always lose the expensive pair, but the cheapos that you got on the street for five bucks could get thrown into the ocean and the tide would just bring them right back to you. Behind the third door would be all the money you ever lost. Loose change would just come pouring down on top of you if you chose that door.
So I ask you, my sexy readers, this question. What door would you hope you would choose and why? I myself would want the door with all the money, so that I could buy cool stuff in heaven, like sunglasses or a hat.
