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What is the worst thing you can say to a woman?

When you are just starting in a relationship, you have to be very careful of the words you choose. We are sensitive people by nature, always concerned about our appearance and how we look to our partner.  There is a constant assurance that is necessary to know that we are OK.  Let me give a few examples for all my sexy female readers and the one guy reader I have. (yeah Tom...you). Girl to Guy, "oooh you're just the right size" Guy to Girl, "no, your ass is not big, its perfect".  Shit like that goes a long way in developing a good relationship.

I figured out that there is alot of things that you can say that will automatically turn a guy off to a girl.  Example, NEVER and I mean NEVER call a woman a cunt.  (only if you truly mean it and you never want to sleep with her again.)  Now I am one of those people whose mouth thinks just a hair faster than their brain and sometimes that gets me into trouble, hence why I know the consequences of adding cunt to your vernacular. 

Here is the another thing that will probably not get you laid in the near future, my female friend, lets call her Jamie is sitting down at a bar (surprise!) with a guy that she is seeing for a couple of months; who happens to be a doctor and he looks at her and says, "you know you could use some Botox to remove those lines around your eyes and those creases in your forehead". "I could do that for you."  TADA! That beats cunt by a country mile.  If anyone has ever had or has ever said anything worse to a person to whom you are either A. not married to or B. Family, and by family I mean close family not second or third cousins, they don't count.

I would like to add another thing to this, Jamie (again not necessarily her name) you do not need Botox, and your ass is not big, its perfect!

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