Two great tastes that don't taste great together.
Domino's pizza, the purveyor of cardboard pizzas have introduced a new dessert to their menu, it is an Oreo pizza. Now I like Oreo cookies and I love pizza, but for the love of Christ why do you need to put the two of them together. Don't get me wrong Domino's used to do Brownie Squares as a dessert and I was forced to try one and it was actually good, but I wouldn't eat this if Jessica Alba was feeding it to me naked, her not me.
For those of you who TIVO or Bittorrent your programs so that you do not have to watch commercials, Click here and you will see what I am talking about. Looking like you just ate out a bag of peat moss is not that appetizing to me. I mean seriously that guy looks like he gave oral to a tar monster. Sorry Domino's stick to brownies. If I want Ores I'll buy a bag and if I want pizza, I'll order from the 500 or so places that aren't Domino's. This is, after all New York; home to the greatest slices in the world.
BTW if Jessica Alba was naked and trying to feed me Oreo cookie pizza, I'd eat 10 of them, whole. I would even bother chewing.
