Hugo, you got some splaining to do
If he wasn't such an asshole to his own people, I would say that Hugo Chavez is a "special" person, not "gifted" but I am talking short little yellow bus to school special.
Here are his last two declarations to his people:
1. Every newborn child in Venezuela should have a real name. Hugo Chavez is sick and tired of seeing the young children of Venezuela named Runelvis, (which was on my short list of children's name) Could you imagine the fun you could have at a football game screaming "Runelvis! Run!" There is a child in Venezuela whose actual name is Superman, how awesome is that!
Thank God, there is a voice of reason within the government that forced Chavez to back off, instead, the government will now have a list of proposed names to give to parents when they register their child for a birth certificate.
So now here is the kicker, Chavez now wants to get take over private schools in the country, saying that if they are in violation of the Bolivarian educational system Chavez's new socialist order, he will shut them down. The Bolivarian education is not based on the three R's, but rather it is based on four pillars: learn to create, learn to participate and coexist, learn to value, and learn to reflect. (BTW that is five that is where that third R comes in handy Hugo.) I don't know about you but this really sounds like he wants to create a society of nonplussed pacifists to a communist regime.
Here is an example of a typical day for a Venezuelan child in the new school curriculum: How was school today little Jhonny (spelling mistake was on purpose, remember this is Venezuela and they give their kids fucked up names there.) Little Jhonny says school was great I learned that Hugo Chavez is our savior and what he says goes and that I am ok with that because I am not smart enough to choose things for myself. Congratulations Jhonny because of your crappy education you're screwed for life and you will have to do what the government tells you to do because you don't know any better.
