Advertisement specialists
Keeping in form with my A______ of the week, I now turn to the profession that is known as an "advertisement specialist" or in layman's terms a publicist. A publicist job is to spread information to gain awareness in a product, service, person Etc... Publicist's jobs also include reading comprehension i.e. thinking that you know what another person is writing about the product, service or person for which you are trying to gain awareness for.
I, for one wonder how publicists get paid to do the things they do. Cause their job seems to be reacting to what their client's do rather than promoting what their client does. Lets take for example Britney Spears, is she had a publicist would they have allowed her to go onstage at the MTV VMA's looking like that and give that performance. A good publicist would have blamed everything on MTV, saying that Britney was exhausted from all the charity work that she was doing (translation: keeping every paparazzi in business by going out every night drinking in Vegas.) If you and I (my sexy readers) go out every night, get completely trashed and wake up in a bed next to Criss Angel, I betcha $100 that there are no photographers taking pictures of us doing the "walk of shame".
See, I think I am going to give up my day job and become a publicist, it obviously doesn't take alot of smarts, just throw as much shit you can against a wall and see what sticks. Easy.
