I gotta go to court
Whilst at my shore house last weekend, I got a notice from the State of New York letting me know that I had missed a court date of July 10 to answer 2 tickets I got back in April on the Staten Island Expressway. The first ticket was for talking on my cell phone without using handsfree. The second one (and my belief is that the cop was just being a dick) was for "following too closely". WTF? I looked up the second ticket online cause I wanted to see what "following too closely" meant and it says when traveling over 45 mph and you are less than a car length from the car in front of you. Now this carries a fine of $150 and 2 points on your license. There is a problem with this ticket, with the amount of fucking traffic on the blight upon humanity known as the Staten Island Expressway, there's not a full bag of coke in Lindsey Lohan's crotch's chance in hell that you can go over 45 MPH. I think that will be my defense to the judge. I think I can get off with it. Developing...
