Transformers
Being lucky enough to have family in the movie biz allows me to see some movies before they are released to the general public. Today I got a chance to see Transformers the new movie directed by Michael Bay and starring "the biggest movie star on the planet" TM Shia Lebeouf.
Actually the real stars of this movie are the Autobots and the Decepticons, I remember coming home from grammar school and couldn't wait to see the Transformers T.V. show, I would watch it eating my bowl of Ring-o-Noodle soup and a ham sandwich. I always had lunch when I came home cause I detested the cafeteria food, I still do till this day, there was something about being fed food cooked by old ladies in hairnets that really bothers me. Cafeteria food is a test of one's culinary palette, I mean if you could eat compartmentalized canned food, you can eat anything. The salisbury steak tasted like meat chopped off of a diseased cow's ass mixed with dehydrated onion and doo doo butter for gravy.
Transformers was a great movie, the special effects are like nothing I have ever seen and Megan Fox is ridiculously hot. Go see it. I will now go and throw up. Thanks.
