So, What did you learn in school today Sally?
"I learnt about big green ogres and that fart jokes make me laugh". Lovell Quiroz a fifth grade teacher in Peekskill NY decided to show his students a bootleg copy of the movie Shrek the Third (now playing at a theatre near you, check your movie listings for theatres and showtimes) DURING CLASS! I hope it was a good copy at least, not one of those bootlegs where the audience's heads flash in front of the screen and you get a running commentary complete with laughter from patrons in the theatre cause that always pisses me off.
First of all children, buying bootleg DVD's is wrong, umkay. (had to put that in there in case my sister is reading this) Second why Shrek the Third? Can't Lovell come up with something better to show the kids a movie where they can actually learn something like "Teen Wolf". Shit, I will never forget the lessons taught to me by that movie. "Never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. " These words were spoken by the immortal basketball coach Bobby Finstock. These pearls of wisdom will actually help you in life.
Lovell Quiroz, congratulations, you are "Asshole of the Week".
