Hooray for Boobies!
Jill Coccaro aka Phoenix Feeley is a New York city based artist who was just settled her case with NYC and awarded $29,000 for being wrongly arrested by the New York City Police two years ago. Funny thing is she was arrested for going topless through the east village.
I am all for equal rights for women, if men can run around the streets topless so should women, but I do believe that we should have some sort of policing of this activity. There should be simple rules that allows both men and women to go topless. Allow me to give some simple rules:
Women, and you know who you are,if you are going to go out and flaunt your rack and least make sure its something that people want to see. i.e. full sized B's at a minimum, and if your breasts are so big that if they weren't harnessed you could skip rope with them...KEEP YOUR BLOUSES ON!
On the other hand, if a guy has moobs he is automatically disqualified from taking his shirt off as well, in fact, moobers make sure that said shirt is also loose fitting. Also nipples should be no bigger than quarter sized, Half dollar nips are reserved for women. Here is a picture of disturbingly large nipples, look at it and tell me you aren't a little freaked out.
Listen if we all follow these few simple rules, society as a whole would be much better off.
