Sanjaya Malakar is our next American Idol
A movement is afoot, and this movement is to make Sanjaya Malakar the next American Idol. Why? you may ask, well it is not because he is the villain on the show and that if he went away, the show would not be fun to watch, its because he sucks a singer and if he wound up winning the whole thing it would be a big F.U. to television and all of the over hype this show gets. Howard Stern and the website www.votefortheworst.com have already thrown their ponyhawks into the ring and now I have as well.
I must admit, I watch Idol just about every week and this season is the worst out of all of them, there are no hot girls to look at and all of them can't sing except one, Melinda Doolittle. Its too bad that she looks like Shrek. Just click on both links and tell me I'm wrong, it took me two weeks to figure that one out.
So please vote for Sanjaya, the producers of American Idol will have a kitten if it comes down to him and Shrek, because if he actually won, it would be the end of the show because Simon Cowell has already go on record saying that he would quit and without him there is no show, he is the true villain of the show and one of the reasons everyone tunes in.
Shrek already has enough popularity that if she was voted off the show she would be signed by a record company immediately, but Sanjaya needs all of our help. Sanjaya should just keep going out there week after week sing his ambiguously gay ass off and revel in it, don't play it down, play it up, more people will get it and the "Sanjaya Malakar Movement" can really take off.
