I owe my best friend Tom $300
Every year, I have a running bet with my best friend Tom with the NCAA men's basketball tournament and due to Florida's win over UCLA, I lost and now have to go to www.eileenandtomswedding.com and buy them $300 worth of crap.
Ok back story, in the umpteen years that I have been betting with Tom I have probably lost 5 bets to him, meanwhile Tom has bought me just about every piece of electronic equipment in my house, save for my new TV. If we had to put a dollar figure on it I would say it has got to be over $5,000 worth of crap that I would never buy for myself, but it is quite alright if Tom buys it for me. I was on a rather formidable winning streak about three years ago where I was referring to Tom as "my sugar daddy". Shit I didn't even have to sleep with him! But I guess shit has to even out sometime.
Since I am in the wedding party, I was really hoping to not even go to the website, just give em cash, wear my tuxedo, say my speech (still working on it BTW) I want it to be a cross of Will Ferrell's Old School's best man speech and a George Bush press conference where a reporter asks him a question and he'll answer a completeley different question although he'll say it with such conviction that the reporter just shuts up and moves on.
Please feel free to visit the site and peruse upon the many things that I can buy Eileen and Tom, and let me know what you think I should get them for $300 dollars or $325, the extra $25 would have been my actual gift to them. I have to save my money in case I start to lose more bets to him.
