White People Get Up and DANCE!!!
Sorry for the 2 months on non-posting, there was just too much shit going on in my life to write and allow comments on this blog. Don't worry I know I was missed, my sexy readers need not say anything. I missed the eight of you as well.
Let's get down to it...I went to Don Hill the other night to watch my friend Sarah's band perform. The band is called "In Interview" and they play pop music. Sound in Don Hill's sucked, could hardly hear the leader singer at all. But Sarah, who was on percussion, rocked!
On top of seeing the band play, there was an after party where it was said that "Resident DJ's spin New Indie Rock & Pop, Brit Pop, Post-Punk, Swedish pop, Girl Groups and more every 1st and 3rd Fridays of the month!"
Well shit everyone that knows me knows I can't turn down music, like The Cure, The Smiths, ABBA (that is the only swedish band I know) and the Spice Girls (the only girl band I know). And the best thing of all is that I get to see White People Dance!
White people dancing in a club is a phenomena, there are rules as too when white people can dance and be free:
1) There cannot be other ethnic groups around. I still don't think white people have gotten over the Eddie Murphy, dance like a white person skit from RAW. Cause they really do dance like that.
2) Weddings, notice only white people like "The Chicken Dance."
3) Grateful Dead concerts...I would necessarily call it dancing, but more like flailing around trying to swat the bees you think are chasing you cause you dropped bad acid.
Don't get me wrong, dancing can be a wonderful form of expression, but I draw the line between dancing and thrashing about like you have a gerbil crawling up your legs and he is about to take a nibble out your testicular area.
All of these different dances were being done at this after party at the same time and by the same people. So I decided to embrace the "white part" of my ethnicity and party like it was 1987!
BTW I'm black from the waist down, I mean my knees get all ashy and I gotta use cocoa butter on them all the time.
